its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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