I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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