i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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