2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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