so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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