I'll bet she douches with gravy.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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