why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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