i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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