Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Dear god my vagina.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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