i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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