You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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