In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
someone owes me an orgasm
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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