If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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