Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
What a dumb baby whore.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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