Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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