Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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