Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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