I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I said "one day" and that day is not today
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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