She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I party with great urgency now.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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