My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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