Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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