Its about making memories worth repressing
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
