Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i dont even know how to be here
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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