im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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