If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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