I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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