is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
why is half of my head shaved?
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