But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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