apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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