Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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