And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
