he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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