Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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