that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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