i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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