Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
