I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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