no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize