i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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