Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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