so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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