You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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