bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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