who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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