...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You had me at "let me see your balls"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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