I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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