I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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