dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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