We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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