Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize