I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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