Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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