Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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