But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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