I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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