I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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