Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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